Children are amazing. Their
limitless capacity for love is matched only by their ability to make you feel
like an idiot. Don’t worry. You’re not alone.
Dumb White Husband vs. Babies
tackles the subjects that other baby books ignore:
- Why you shouldn’t touch
the wand in the sonogram room
- The exact moment your
opinion no longer counts
- How people will
respond to the news
- How TV and baby
classes have lied to us
- Which poop jokes to
expect in the delivery room
- Converting diapers
into usable guilt
- How to assure your
child says your name first
And much, much more
There’s even a twin version
in case you’re so much a man that you knocked up your wife twice at the same
time.
Don’t go into fatherhood
unprepared, read Dumb White Husband vs. Babies today.
About the Dumb White Husband series:
He's the butt of every joke, the fool in every commercial-the Dumb White Husband is corporate America's only safe target for abuse and defamation. We know/love/hate him from thousands of appearances in movies, tv, radio and more.
He loves and cares for his family, is successful in his career, popular in the neighborhood, can dress himself (often without injury) and is capable of reasonable thought. Demographically, however, he functions like a 4-year-old that can't quite master the intricacies of the potty.
It isn't his fault. He studied hard and got a college degree. He works hard and earns a comfortable living. But, like all other dumb white husbands, he leads a dual life; competent member of society by day, helpless male by night, weekends and holidays.
He has served for years as the nervous legal department-approved foil of commercials, TV and movies. And, for this service, we thank him. No one has ever cared to look inside the mind of the dumb white husband - probably for a fear of what we might find - but, if we took a minute to consider it, we may see that he's not as dumb as we all think. But, he probably is.
He's the butt of every joke, the fool in every commercial-the Dumb White Husband is corporate America's only safe target for abuse and defamation. We know/love/hate him from thousands of appearances in movies, tv, radio and more.
He loves and cares for his family, is successful in his career, popular in the neighborhood, can dress himself (often without injury) and is capable of reasonable thought. Demographically, however, he functions like a 4-year-old that can't quite master the intricacies of the potty.
It isn't his fault. He studied hard and got a college degree. He works hard and earns a comfortable living. But, like all other dumb white husbands, he leads a dual life; competent member of society by day, helpless male by night, weekends and holidays.
He has served for years as the nervous legal department-approved foil of commercials, TV and movies. And, for this service, we thank him. No one has ever cared to look inside the mind of the dumb white husband - probably for a fear of what we might find - but, if we took a minute to consider it, we may see that he's not as dumb as we all think. But, he probably is.
Author Bio: I was born in Canada; I grew
up in Texas. In between I've had a thousand fascinations. Little things.
Trivial things. Almost anything can catch my imagination and spur on a thought
– a random article on Wikipedia can cost me hours of a day as I link from page
to page. Mix this active imagination with poor time management skills and you
get me. I have more ideas for stories than I have time to tell.
But, I'm trying; I write in
the wee hours, the downtime hours, and the many hours when I should be
sleeping. One day I hope to write in the daylight hours. Maybe then I'll be
able to stay a step ahead of my imagination.
Until then I'll do my best
to write books worth reading with jokes worth laughing at as fast as I can. The
serious stuff is being taken care of by a world full of great writers. I don't
want to shock you or change your mind. I don't even care if it makes you think.
I just want you to squirt that drink out your nose.
Hope it's not carbonated.
Kindle: $2.99
Other books in the series:
Dumb White Husband vs. Halloween Dumb White Husband vs. The Tooth Fairy
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